Malcolm never needed anyone for anything. And if it were possible to play five instruments live on-stage at once, then he wouldn’t need these guys either.

But if he is going to win the heart of the girl of his dreams, he will have to learn to play with others.

Sally doesn’t do drama and has never shied away from the truth, and truth is, she’s sooooo dramatically boooored.

Thankfully these new guys she just met are a hoot! A death metal band full of nerdy weirdos is the perfect environment to stay entertained without any pesky drama… right?

Maynard is an old hand at this whole rock-band thing, and he’s here to show the newbies the ropes. He’s been in over 100 bands already! Maybe this one will last more than a couple months. Maynard hopes so, for the sake of his overdue rent payments…

Osburn loves meeting new people almost as much as he loves discovering new music. After finding this online ad, he just might have struck gold.

Will the band members eccentricities be the spark that ignites his own creative fire? Or will it all just go up in smoke?

Necrophilia sought refuge after the moon war and so began her life in our reality as a standup comic. She refused to tell jokes, insisting on using real body parts of audience members as props in what Nancy Reagan called “The funniest thing I have ever been maimed with and a threat to national security and us all.”